A hat that bends reality as much as it crowns your head.

Meet the Curio Top Hat—a surrealist spin on a Victorian classic, with bold curves and an eccentric tilt that screams mad genius, fortune teller, or time-traveling mischief-maker. Crafted in jet black felt and banded with sleek ribbon, it’s the perfect crown for anyone who lives outside the lines.

Whether you’re heading to a masquerade, haunting a tea party, or simply plotting your next invention in a smoky workshop, this hat adds instant drama. Just add goggles, gears, or a rogue’s grin, and you’re ready to join the ranks of steampunk explorers and dreamers.

🎁 Why You’ll Love It:

• Striking surrealist shape that defies ordinary top hats
• Perfect base for DIY steampunk customization (gears, feathers, goggles)
• Victorian meets Wonderland whimsy—ideal for cosplay, costumes, or daily eccentricity
• A Funky Bazaar collectible for hat-lovers and time-traveling romantics alike

The Curio Top Hat isn’t just headwear—it’s a portal to another era, another world, another you.