Meet the Snark Tote Collection — a trio of small-but-mighty totes designed for makers, mischief-makers, office survivors, and intergalactic truth-seekers. Each dual-sided bag is the perfect size for craft supplies, snacks, notebooks, emotional baggage, and whatever chaos you’re currently managing.
Crafted from durable woven PP with sturdy nylon handles, these totes feature officially licensed Steven Rhodes artwork — bold, retro, wickedly funny designs that turn every errand into an inside joke.
Whether you're stitching revenge, battling corporate nonsense, or deciphering alien agendas, there’s a Snark Tote ready to join your crusade.
- Dimensions: 10"H x 8.5"W x 4.5"D
- Unique artwork on each side
- Durable + lightweight
- Perfect for crafts, work, travel, and mischief
- Made in China
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Crafting Revenge
For crafters who stitch with intention… and a pinch of pettiness.
Love the dark side? Love crafts? This tote is your official license to knit, glue, stitch, and plot with flair. Great for your next craft circle— or coven meeting.
- Side 1: Scrapbook of Sworn Enemies
- Side 2: My First Voodoo Doll
Perfect for: makers with mayhem in their hearts, sarcastic crafters, spooky sewists.
Corporate Chaos
Survive. Thrive. Repeat.
When office life feels like a chaotic board game with no winning strategy, this tote offers moral support. From passive-aggressive emails to existential spirals, it carries your emotional baggage with pride.
- Side 1: As Purr My Last Email
- Side 2: Hide From Reality
Perfect for: office rebels, burnout survivors, lovers of sarcastic corporate humor.
Alien Agendas
Stay alert. Stay weird.
For believers, skeptics, and cosmic conspirators alike. Whether you’re dodging abductions or avoiding strangers, this tote keeps your secrets (and snacks) safe.
- Side 1: Don’t Talk to Strangers
- Side 2: Are We There Yet?
Perfect for: UFO fans, sci-fi nerds, lovers of retro alien kitsch.