For those who like their coffee as dark as their sense of humor.

Blood-curdling screams? Masked slashers? Creepy cabins in the woods? To the horror fan, it’s all just part of the morning routine. This “No Lives Matter” ceramic coffee mug serves up your brew with a wicked wink—equal parts spooky and sarcastic.

And here in Idyllwild, California, tucked deep in the San Jacinto Mountains, we know a thing or two about horror tropes. Remote cabins. Dark forests. Mysterious noises in the night. Around here, a steaming cup of coffee (or something stronger) might just be your only comfort when the woods start whispering.

Crafted from durable ceramic, this 11oz mug is dishwasher and microwave-safe, so it’s ready for daily rituals, horror marathons, or late-night caffeine jolts when you can’t sleep because… well, you just watched that movie.

🎁 Why You’ll Love It:

• Darkly funny “No Lives Matter” horror design
• Perfect for Halloween, horror movie nights, or everyday scares
• Holds 11oz of coffee, tea, or something stronger…
• Durable ceramic, dishwasher & microwave safe
• A killer gift for slasher fans, goth friends, or anyone who laughs in the dark

Because when it comes to horror—and caffeine—no one gets out alive.