“Don’t be a good neighbor.” Wear the nightmare.

Step into the uncanny world of David Lynch with this Blue Velvet T-Shirt, a wearable nod to one of cinema’s most disturbing and surreal masterpieces. Printed with imagery inspired by Blue Velvet, this shirt captures the eerie collision of small-town innocence and hidden darkness—where every smile hides a scream and every velvet curtain conceals a nightmare.

Soft cotton meets hard psychological horror, making it perfect for cinephiles and fans of Lynch’s dream-logic storytelling. Whether you’re reliving Dennis Hopper’s terrifying Frank Booth, humming “Blue Velvet,” or just want a shirt that unsettles strangers in the grocery aisle, this tee is your ticket to stylish unease.

🎁 Why You’ll Love It:

• Features iconic imagery inspired by David Lynch’s Blue Velvet
• A surreal, unsettling graphic that sparks conversation (and maybe a shiver)
• Soft, comfortable cotton available in long or short sleeve
• Perfect for horror fans, Lynch collectors, and lovers of surreal cinema
• A disturbing little treasure for your Funky Bazaar wardrobe

Because sometimes fashion isn’t just what you wear—it’s what haunts you. Slip into the Blue Velvet T-Shirt and let the psychological horror linger.