{"product_id":"vinyl-art-show","title":"Vinyl Art show","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003eTHE GREAT MOUNTAIN WAX MUTATION: VINYL ART BATTLE!\u003c\/h1\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLOCAL TURNTABLES TERRORIZED! GROOVES GONE WILD!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003eAttention, mountain outlaws, canvas criminals, and audio-sculpting weirdos: The wax is dead, and long live the art. We’re raiding the crates, digging up forgotten thrift-store grooves, and handing them over to you to mutilate, carve, paint, collage, and transform into absolute masterpieces.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003eGrab your blank slate of heavy plastic, pay the toll, and show this town what creative chaos looks like.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003eTHE CRITICAL DOSSIER\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Entry Toll:\u003c\/strong\u003e $15 flat rate to claim your vinyl and secure your spot in the madness. 2 entrees per person\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Drop-Dead Deadline:\u003c\/strong\u003e All finished mutant vinyl pieces must claw their way back to the shop by \u003cstrong\u003eOctober 10th\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Public Spectacle:\u003c\/strong\u003e The official art exhibition runs from \u003cstrong\u003eOctober 16th through December 30th\u003c\/strong\u003e, where the masses will gawk, gasp, and judge.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003eGLORY \u0026amp; BRAGGING RIGHTS: THE CATEGORIES\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003eSurvive the gallery walls and you might just walk away with immortalized fame in one of four fierce divisions:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePeter Buell Founder's Award\u003c\/strong\u003e – For the piece that channels the ultimate visionary spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePeople's Choice Award\u003c\/strong\u003e – Crowned by the chaotic mob and roaring public vote.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMost Idyllwild-ish Award\u003c\/strong\u003e – Drenched in local mountain grease, pine needles, cryptid energy, and high-altitude weirdness.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMost Unexpected\u003c\/strong\u003e – Defying all logic, gravity, and good taste in the best way humanly possible.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003eGrab your record, warp your reality, and let's get weird.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Funky Bazaar","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":71256595955965,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0774\/3098\/0861\/files\/img_2075.heic?v=1788719615","url":"https:\/\/funkybazaarofficial.com\/products\/vinyl-art-show","provider":"The Funky Bazaar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}